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Cryin' Sam 2

Not approved by the ADA

Posted on 2009.03.16 at 11:25
Current Music: D.O.A. - Smash The State
I don’t care how much I floss, dental hygienist. If you poke my gums with a sharp needle they will bleed.

Ugh. I hate going to the dentist. Today produced two money quotes: one from the aforementioned hygienist; “We would really like to see a lot less bleeding than this.” You and me both, sister!
The other one was from the dentist. Not my regular dentist, who doesn’t come in on Mondays, but from the very nice, gentle, and soft-spoken Chinese-American woman dentist, who said with great empathy “Jonathan, you do still have most of your own teeth!” Well that’s just super.
Dirty dirty mouf, y’all.

Comments:


metalclarinet
metalclarinet at 2009-03-17 01:46 (UTC) (Link)
Some types of electric tooth brushes really help on that.

Oh, and try not to be so thin skinned.
Jonathan
theservant at 2009-03-17 02:01 (UTC) (Link)
I use an electric toothbrush!
I maintain that there is nothing wrong with bleeding when cut. When someone jabs me with a harpoon like that and I don't bleed, I will worry more.
metalclarinet
metalclarinet at 2009-03-18 04:41 (UTC) (Link)
Why? Cheney doesn't seem to be bothered about not bleeding or having any shadow.

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