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Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

Posted on 2005.08.14 at 23:43
Current Mood: enthralledenthralled
Current Music: Camper Van Beethoven - Turtlehead
This has been out there for a while, but my friend Bill was asking about it, so I figured I would share. The saga begins with an ordinary seeming letter to the Kansas School Board, and becomes a really wonderful and spot-on satire of the whole intelligent design idea; it demands that they teach creation by a Flying Spaghetti Monster, and then goes on from there to present the doctrines of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

And then there is some fine art!

In other news, I twisted my ankle really badly at synagogue, and it is all swollen and bruised. It doesn't hurt that much, not as much as it looks like it should hurt, so I plan to get some sympathy mileage out of it. Maybe I will be healed by His noodly appendage!

Comments:


Chavah ("Little Raccoon") bat Sarah
qilora at 2005-08-15 03:57 (UTC) (Link)
"It doesn't hurt that much, not as much as it looks like it should hurt, so I plan to get some sympathy mileage out of it."

oh no!!!! blame the fasting, the low blood-sugar musta made you dizzy ;-)

but *big-sympathy* on the boo...

keep it elevated! and take it easy, don't be running all over and making it all feel worse, it will take for*Ever* to heal then...

*hugs*
Eve & Co.
Jonathan
theservant at 2005-08-15 03:59 (UTC) (Link)
Thanks! This actually happened before the fasting, when I was helping to carry candles up to the sanctuary. Lesson? Never help.
Plus, this gives me an excuse to not work out for a couple of days. Moo hoo haa haa.
Chavah ("Little Raccoon") bat Sarah
qilora at 2005-08-15 04:04 (UTC) (Link)
you're such a goon ;-)

no wonder you tolerate me!

yes, stay off that foot... i wish i lived closer, i would come help take care of you :-)

Shalom,
Eve.
Jonathan
theservant at 2005-08-15 04:07 (UTC) (Link)
Goon?
Sheesh.
Fasting musta made you cranky!

p.s. this is a stupid question, maybe, but do all of you fast?
Chavah ("Little Raccoon") bat Sarah
qilora at 2005-08-15 04:18 (UTC) (Link)
not a stupid question ;-)

they (all of the household) decided to convert for me, as far as our shared-life in the 3D goes ...

and that includes doing things like fasting (so as long as we're healthy enough)...

Eve.
Jonathan
theservant at 2005-08-15 04:20 (UTC) (Link)
That's nice of everyone.
Chavah ("Little Raccoon") bat Sarah
qilora at 2005-08-15 04:21 (UTC) (Link)
we didn't get this far in life by not sticking together, eh? ;-)

Eve.
Tim Lieder
marlowe1 at 2005-08-15 04:56 (UTC) (Link)
I think it's cool that this transferred to spimby who transferred it to greygirlbeast whose one of my favorite writers (well I liked what I read by her which is mostly her work on The Dreaming - and she doesn't block comments like docbrite)
Jonathan
theservant at 2005-08-15 11:25 (UTC) (Link)
I have no idea what that means. Not that that is unusual...
Tim Lieder
marlowe1 at 2005-08-15 13:22 (UTC) (Link)
No I'm just saying that I'm happy that the spaghetti monster joke is making the rounds.
Jonathan
theservant at 2005-08-15 14:46 (UTC) (Link)
Ah, OK. Now it makes sense. Cool.
mrfares at 2005-08-16 04:27 (UTC) (Link)
I swiped this for my blog. In an entirely unrelated event I was just describing to Renee some story of Bill's about digging up Roman remains on his last day on a dig in Majorca. Bill is the hot topic.
Sorry to hear about your ankle.
Jonathan
theservant at 2005-08-16 05:26 (UTC) (Link)
Thanks. It has passed into the only-hurts-a-little-but-looks-gruesome stage, which Bill's kids really appreciated.
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