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A quick return to the ridiculous

Posted on 2006.02.07 at 10:49
Current Mood: curiouscurious
Current Music: Bunny Wailer - Johnny Too Bad
Just to come down off the complex topic of free speech and religious tolerance and respect, I thought I would share another one of those Jdate emails I got yesterday. I don't get many at all, so I am always excited when one shows up. Hey! I think, Her picture is pretty cute! The message reads:

Clever! BEAUTIFUL! SEDUCTIVE! SEXUAL AND IT me !!!
To me 27 and i live in Russia
I HOPE
YOU THE CAREFUL MAN! HURRICANE IN THE PASTEL! GENTLE IN RELATIONS

think you fine man and the lover too

my email box is tatalapars@mail.ru
Or write to me yours email address

Write to me in my email box tatalapars@mail.ru
now and I shall send you my photos

Tatyana

and her profile says
To me of 27 years! I Clever and the beautiful girl!.Sometimes timid. Sometimes I too jealous! But I know that I am worthy happiness! And if you that person And if you my dream. I believe in the god! And likely the god trusts in me! I love children. Very much I love children! Also I want children. I hope you too you want to have children! And if you already have children I shall be happy.
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So what does everyone think? I am flattered that she thinks I am careful, and hurricane in the pastel, but I am confused as to how her profile says she is in Long Beach, CA, and yet seems to live in Russia. Maybe she was visiting? What should my response be?

Comments:


Myp3uK
sputnik5 at 2006-02-07 16:14 (UTC) (Link)
In case that wasn't obvious, pastel literally means bed in Russian. Which is a pity - pastel the color scheme would have been so much cooler.:)
Dunno, tell her you're a psychodelic tornado...
Jonathan
theservant at 2006-02-07 16:18 (UTC) (Link)
Well, apparently my knowledge of russian is wholly inadequate.
Susan
suzermagoozer at 2006-02-08 04:22 (UTC) (Link)
Dear Tatyana:
i am more like Tsunami in the pastel, clever you.
Jonathan
theservant at 2006-02-08 04:24 (UTC) (Link)
Should I go for it?
Susan
suzermagoozer at 2006-02-08 04:26 (UTC) (Link)
ROCK HER LIKE A HURRICANE!!!!!!!!

also:
Tatyana:
please to tell how gentle and clever are YOU in the pastel? Send bad girl pic.
Jonathan
theservant at 2006-02-08 04:27 (UTC) (Link)
lol!
I should at least write for the pics. I will post them when I get them.
metalclarinet
metalclarinet at 2006-02-08 04:28 (UTC) (Link)
maybe a piledriver in the pastel and a Tsunami with the pasta.

All my foreign email concerns dead peoplw with money in african banks. I'm jealous.
Jonathan
theservant at 2006-02-08 04:30 (UTC) (Link)
DA!
mrfares at 2006-02-08 05:04 (UTC) (Link)
Emergency! Everybody to get from dating!
Jonathan
theservant at 2006-02-08 05:06 (UTC) (Link)
I wrote back for her pictures. I will see what happens.
Мой папа турецкоподданный
schmidt_club at 2006-02-08 20:20 (UTC) (Link)
From what i see, she knows english better than russian
Please share the picture too
But i'm afraid, there will be links to porno sites coming to your mail next
torahinlife
torahinlife at 2006-02-08 21:12 (UTC) (Link)
Bunny Wailer rocks.
Jonathan
theservant at 2006-02-08 23:12 (UTC) (Link)
Absolutely!
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