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Your Monday could be worse...

Posted on 2006.08.28 at 11:53
Current Mood: relaxedrelaxed
Current Music: Bo Diddley - I'm The Greatest Lover In The World
Just in case you are having one of those Mondays, just think- you could be having an on-stage meltdown. Here is a list of the worst. I am sure that there have been worse ones, and lest I be accused of just going by what Blender says, here is a classic one of late-period Elvis showing the dangers of on-stage opiate use. But he does appear to be enjoying himself.


Tim Lieder
marlowe1 at 2006-08-28 16:22 (UTC) (Link)
Saw Tracy Morgan at a comedy club a couple months back. He basically just yelled Fuck You and pulled down his pants going "Have you ever seen a black Man's pubic hair. Well you have now."

He was also outside doing a lame routine about getting blow jobs from his wife for stuff. It was stupid, but at least it was coherent.
theservant at 2006-08-28 16:25 (UTC) (Link)
Sheesh. Was that his routine, or was he just drunkenly riffing?
Tim Lieder
marlowe1 at 2006-08-28 16:34 (UTC) (Link)
I don't really know. I know that I got a story about a comedian that kills the audience in a drunken fit just waiting to be written because of it.

But I think outside was his routine. Inside was just him on stage thinking that he could go "I'm Tracy Morgan" and that's that.

Loved the list. But with the big lemons one wonders if U2 had seen Spinal Tap at all. At least Black Sabbath had the excuse of doing the tour before the movie (story definitely beats the dead puppy, spit drinking tales we used to tell as kids in middle school).
theservant at 2006-08-28 16:39 (UTC) (Link)
GG Allin used to claim that he was going to shoot audience members and then do himself in on stage. Of course, he ended up nodding out like the poseur he actually turned out to be.
Stef and I have tickets to see Josh Blue next weekend. I am hoping there is no pubic hair display.
Tim Lieder
marlowe1 at 2006-08-28 17:29 (UTC) (Link)
Well he did start a riot before he ran out to shoot up.
theservant at 2006-08-28 18:10 (UTC) (Link)
From the tapes I have seen, it seemed like a pretty tame riot- a bunch of junkies shuffling down the street...
lilchiva at 2006-08-28 16:42 (UTC) (Link)
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