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Wile E. TF

Devil-bean is the source of gayness!

Posted on 2006.12.14 at 00:26
Current Mood: confusedconfused
Current Music: Toots and the Maytals - 54-56 (That's my number)
Apparently, the cause of all this homosexuality that’s been going on is the increased presence of the soybean in our diet. And you thought it was fluoridation!
I have several thoughts on this issue:
Do people really believe this kind of thing?
How come east Asia isn’t a vast unpopulated wilderness?
Where do the lesbians come from?

Just wondering.


(Anonymous) at 2006-12-14 14:07 (UTC) (Link)
My mouth just hangs open in disbelief.
Another question: since livestock in this country eats most of the soybeans we produce, how are they continuing to breed?
These people are unbelievable.
(Anonymous) at 2006-12-14 14:11 (UTC) (Link)
Oh, and one more thing. Why is a femininization of our culture a bad thing? When those decisions come down the pike like "Let's invade another country" vs "Let's make sure everyone has healthcare", the outcome may be very different. As I see it, our leaders are suffering from a near terminal case of testosterone poisoning as it is. Bring on the tofu!
I'll get off my soapbox now.
theservant at 2006-12-14 15:32 (UTC) (Link)
I am not arguing against the feminization of the culture, but, (and I may be just reacting emotionally here) I think that the total disappearance of penises (penii?) might be a bad thing.
(Anonymous) at 2006-12-14 21:24 (UTC) (Link)
once, when i worked on the ambulance, some partner of mine told me that women take men's names when they get married because men donate more genetic material to the process of reproduction that women do. i'm having the same response i had then to this article, which is first to laugh, then to barf a little in my mouth, then to want to yell, but finally to realize that there are too many things about that ignorance to even address it with science. i sort of want to go back and point by point refute every F#*@ing word, and i sort of don't want to spend my time on such drivel. it sort of helps me understand how we have the leaders we have- they are mentally deficient, and they influence people to support them with the guise of understanding what they're talking about. can we have a tofu protest? i mean the kind where we eat A LOT of tofu? and watch little kids gorge on tofu fingers and organic catsup, contributing to the obesity epidemic?
- balissa
(blahhhubaghackackghghuggh- that's me throwing up a little)
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