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It's the skinny people's fault!

Posted on 2007.01.02 at 20:26
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I have long suspected that skinny people cause a lot of trouble in the world, and here is some proof. Skinny people, or at least people trying to become or stay skinny, make trains late. Stefanie, my resident New York expert, says that she thinks this is kind of bogus, but then she’s thin enough that she WOULD say that, wouldn’t she?


sputnik5 at 2007-01-03 03:26 (UTC) (Link)
I have never seen anyone faint on the subway. The people who make the trains late are the very much conscious assholes who hold the doors open for their buddies.
shullie at 2007-01-03 14:11 (UTC) (Link)
phew... thank goodness I am not skinny.... the british train system couldn't handle it... great reason NOT to diet my life away!!!
davidfcooper at 2007-01-04 00:13 (UTC) (Link)
Shoshana, who works for NYCT, says there are plenty of other reasons people get sick on subway trains.
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