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Wilhelm Reich

I like the part about pretending to be a monster, the rest... not so much

Posted on 2008.09.08 at 21:32
Current Music: The Lemon Drops - Hi, How Are You Today!
Sent to me by nevrfrybaconnkd, a very disturbing Craigslist ad.


Cleopatra Brimstone
paper_crystals at 2008-09-09 01:43 (UTC) (Link)
They always say they are not gay. They just haven't found the right man yet.
theservant at 2008-09-09 01:44 (UTC) (Link)
He's not gay, he just really needs to get rid of that imitation crab meat. He's tried EVERYTHING else!
Cleopatra Brimstone
paper_crystals at 2008-09-09 01:48 (UTC) (Link)
The imitation crab meat has NO HOME! Some man must come to his house and SAVE IT! (And jack off and throw his son's train set around. Which begs the question as to whether the jacking off man gets punished for doing so afterwards. I mean, how else can you deal with the internalized homophobia?)
theservant at 2008-09-09 01:53 (UTC) (Link)
I don't think he is homophobic! I mean, how much more accepting can you GET than a perfectly straight man who wants to jack off another guy over his train set?
Cleopatra Brimstone
paper_crystals at 2008-09-09 02:11 (UTC) (Link)
It does take a man who is secure in his hetrosexuality to sleep with another man.
theservant at 2008-09-09 02:12 (UTC) (Link)
Both secure in his heterosexuality, and possessed of an abundance of imitation crab meat.
I am in agreement with being.
jerubbaald at 2008-09-09 06:11 (UTC) (Link)
That is just... horrific in so many ways.
sputnik5 at 2008-09-09 22:04 (UTC) (Link)
Is the kicking around of the train set supposed to represent this guy's hate for his family (for standing between him and his 100% not gay, no siree lifestyle)? And what about the imitation crab meat? Poor guy:(

ext_122771 at 2008-09-16 15:48 (UTC) (Link)
at least he's incredibly good looking. oh, wait.
theservant at 2008-09-16 16:03 (UTC) (Link)
Well, I think that's why he is counting on the imitation crab meat to seal the deal.
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