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What would Bush's flavor be?

Posted on 2009.01.13 at 08:52
Current Music: Hasil Adkins - Come On And Do The Shake With Me
To celebrate President-Elect Obama’s inauguration, Ben and Jerry’s has created a new flavor, known as ‘Yes Pecan!’ Now, to all people who are really in the know, this is poor pronunciation. It should be pe-CAHN. A PEE-can is what’s under grandma’s bed. Anyway. That wouldn’t work as well. But the point is, what ice cream flavor would they have created for George W. Bush? Here are a whole bunch of answers to that very question.

Some of my favorites are:
Iraqi Road
Abu Grape
Wiretapioca

Give me some more!

Comments:


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Jonathan
theservant at 2009-01-14 08:06 (UTC) (Link)
Sounds good to me!
Susan
suzermagoozer at 2009-01-13 15:41 (UTC) (Link)
haha, yes pecan!
i could pronounce it wrong if it means we get a smart president.

bush:
stolen elections and cream
waterboarding ice
chads and chips
caramel bad grammer
Jonathan
theservant at 2009-01-14 08:07 (UTC) (Link)
Stolen Elections and Cream! I love that!
jonnymoon at 2009-01-13 17:26 (UTC) (Link)
If it were worth the time, I could probably come up with at least twice that list in names like [b]Slick Willy Banana[/b], but I'm looking forward to all the ones which are going to be at the end of the four years we face now.

Also looking forward to serving all those who sent America down the tubes for the next four years a big ol' slice of Humble Pie to go with your Elitist Mint ice cream.

Jonathan
theservant at 2009-01-14 08:07 (UTC) (Link)
If you got Clinton ones, serve them up!
Release the Kraken!
delerium69 at 2009-01-13 17:54 (UTC) (Link)
Mmmm, pecans.

Hm, I like Cluster Fudge .

Dammit, now I want ice cream.
Jonathan
theservant at 2009-01-14 08:07 (UTC) (Link)
Me too!
The Universal Dilettante
roadriverrail at 2009-01-13 20:25 (UTC) (Link)
Of course, where my family is from (South Georgia), it's pronounced "puh-CAWN" or "p'CAWN" (the ' is a stop), almost like you're imitating a chicken's "buckaw" when you say it.

Though we make the exact same joke. "A puh-CAWN is a nut; a PEE-can is when you've just had a beer in the woods and now need a toilet".
Jonathan
theservant at 2009-01-14 08:09 (UTC) (Link)
Mmmm... Beer in the woods...
(Anonymous) at 2009-01-14 05:29 (UTC) (Link)

Sorry

Anus Liqueur

(Could not help myself.)

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