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Wal-mart Wine

Posted on 2004.01.23 at 14:10
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Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price in the $2.00-$5.00 range. While wine connaisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said KathyMicken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She continues: "The right name is important."

So, here we go... the top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

12. Chateau Parc du Traileur
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar
2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...
1. Nasti Spumante

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